Follow the Beans

 Jack over at Beanstalk Farms lost 182 million in pretend beans.  Oh no!  Apparently even the big bad giant wasn't the only one a victim of a grab and go escapade.  Fe fi fo fum, who's got my crypto sum!

Coming up a little short

 Gawd bean it!  When am I ever going to go out and buy more beans with all these supply line shortages?  

My last 50g drum of survival beans is almost empty.   Kooks from the DC riots keep coming by and demanding that they need to fill up on more beans even though I tell them they already are full of beans.

 Well I'll be beaned on the head.  This account still works, it bean forever!

Things Just Beanie on Bouvet Island

Plenty of freedom here to eat more beans.  Remember freedumb isn't free, you must buy it with Beancoins!

More Beans for me and more Beans for you

What financial crisis? There are more beans being made every day. And with more beans to count, more bean counters. I tell you there's a fortune to be made for those who are ready to shift their money into beans.

Under new mismanagement!

Welcome to our new bean overload! I can tell the difference already!

Beanyland for everyone

Well I'm just back from Beanyland. And of all the bean joints in all the towns in all the world it doesn't take much to see that all my beans don't add up to a hill of beans in this crazy world. All you need is some Huff and Puff Dust and look up in the sky and see Beanyland real soon now.