Follow the Beans

 Jack over at Beanstalk Farms lost 182 million in pretend beans.  Oh no!  Apparently even the big bad giant wasn't the only one a victim of a grab and go escapade.  Fe fi fo fum, who's got my crypto sum!

Coming up a little short

 Gawd bean it!  When am I ever going to go out and buy more beans with all these supply line shortages?  

My last 50g drum of survival beans is almost empty.   Kooks from the DC riots keep coming by and demanding that they need to fill up on more beans even though I tell them they already are full of beans.

 Well I'll be beaned on the head.  This account still works, it bean forever!

Things Just Beanie on Bouvet Island

Plenty of freedom here to eat more beans.  Remember freedumb isn't free, you must buy it with Beancoins!

More Beans for me and more Beans for you

What financial crisis? There are more beans being made every day. And with more beans to count, more bean counters. I tell you there's a fortune to be made for those who are ready to shift their money into beans.

Under new mismanagement!

Welcome to our new bean overload! I can tell the difference already!

Beanyland for everyone

Well I'm just back from Beanyland. And of all the bean joints in all the towns in all the world it doesn't take much to see that all my beans don't add up to a hill of beans in this crazy world. All you need is some Huff and Puff Dust and look up in the sky and see Beanyland real soon now.

It's Bean awhile

The beans come, the beans go. I haven't bean here in a while.

Goofy Bean Game

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Your New Version of Beans is Ready!

Time to update to a new version of Blog O' Beans!

Be sure to get the new secutity updates that will last 5 or 10 minutes! And for those in the know, a special bean feature!

To update simply click on update, save to your desktop, click on update, say yes to license agreement, click on next, click on finish, click on restart. What could be easier!

With the update you enjoy a whole new experience of Beandom and Bean O Rama! You will also be safeguarded against bean odor, something New Bean City needed to do lately!

Do it today!

Merry Beanmas!

I'm dreaming of a bean Christmas
Just like the ones I used to know
Where the beantops glisten,
and children listen
To hear sleigh bells in the snow

I'm dreaming of a bean Christmas
With every Christmas card I've seen
May your days be merry and green
And may all your Christmases be bean

Songs for Beans

Guess which Bean Songs are real:

Don't Serve Beans by Cledus T. Judd
Bean Around This Dirty Old Town by Hoobastank
Mr. Bill by Assorted Jelly Beans
I've Bean Working on the Railroad by Woody Guthrie
The Jelly Bean Song by Derek Bean
Mr Bean Goes Fishing by Bean
Satan Lend Me A Dollar by Hill of Beans
My Brother Stuck a Bean Up His Nose by Monty Harper
Bean Theme by Howard Goodall
Second Wind by The Jelly Bean Bandits
Pork & Bean Blues by Johnny Blaine
Beans the Cat by Edgar Winter

Coming soon, pictures of my cat

Beans, beans, beans, wonderful beans! Oh beans, beans, beans, beans!

Famous Beans

Orson Bean
Big Eyed Beans from Venus
Beany and Cecil
Hot Dogs and Beans
Jumpin' Beans
L. L. Bean

Mr. Bean

Beanie the Dog

Beanie's memorial by Melanie

Bean Song of the Day

Bean an' bean an' bean, keep those beans movin', beeeean hide

More errant nonsense

That won't add up to a hill of beans.

Zippy Sez

Eat more beans!

Got deem beanz

Well those were good beans. Kidney I think.

Blog O Beans

Here are some beans.